{"id":33,"date":"2020-02-23T10:57:46","date_gmt":"2020-02-23T10:57:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tawmis.com\/toejamandearl\/?page_id=33"},"modified":"2020-02-23T10:57:46","modified_gmt":"2020-02-23T10:57:46","slug":"whos-who","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/tawmis.com\/toejamandearl\/toejam-earl-games\/whos-who\/","title":{"rendered":"Who’s Who?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Toejam<\/strong> – The quicker \none of the two players. Toejam is a three footed alien who moves a lot \nfaster than his buddy, Earl. However, Toejam doesn’t have quite as much \nhealth as his abundant buddy, Earl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Earl<\/strong> – Earl is the bigger of the two aliens. He’s got a good \namount of health more than his buddy, Toejam – but his bigger size makes\n him a slow mover. He can’t always out run the things that chase him, \nbut he sure can take a lot more hits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Laytisha<\/strong> – In Toejam and Earl III, she joins and she’s fiesty and\n stands up for herself! She’s quite effective against those bothersome \nearthlings!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\nThe Good<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Santa Claus<\/strong> – There’s a trick to Santa Claus, here. We all know \nSanta doesn’t like to leave presents if we know he’s there. So the trick\n is, you have to sneak up on Santa Claus. If you can get fairly close to\n him, you will startle him enough so he will leave you presents.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lemonaid Stand Kid<\/strong> – This kid is hard to find. You could say \nthere’s a trick to finding him. However, when you find him, he’s a \npretty cool kid. You see, if you get lemonaid from him it will help your\n health – and help it nicely!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Wise Carrot<\/strong> – The Wise Carrot is a good guy to find. Some \npresents and what they are will not be immediately known. They will have\n the dreaded question marks next to them. Some presents just shouldn’t \nbe opened. The Wise Carrot is kind enough to tell you what presents are \nwhat – for a price.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Mailbox<\/strong> – This is a tricky one. Throughout the levels you \nwill find Mailboxes. You can put some money away and immediately get a \npresent from a send away. But in later levels, not all the mailboxes are\n what they seem. Some mailboxes are actually alive and quite evil! So \nbeware – you can usually spot them because while they’re sitting there, \neyes will open and look around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Telephone<\/strong> – Much like the Mailbox, the telephone is a good thing.\n You will hear it ringing if you’re near it. If you pick up the phone it\n will remove some of the tile pieces of the map that remain covered, so \nyou can see where you’re headed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Viking Woman<\/strong> – She’s a good one to find, especially if you \nfind yourself being chased down. For a price she will sing for you and \nimmediately destroy any bad things that are on the screen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\nThe Bad (and there’s plenty of it…)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cupid<\/strong> – He’s more of an annoyance than he is “bad.” Cupid flies \naround as a little angel with his bow of love. If his arrows strike you,\n it places you in a state of “love” completely messing with your sense \nof direction. However, figure out the controls (after he’s confused you)\n and you can escape, or else he’s liable to keep plucking those annoying\n arrows at you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Mole<\/strong> – Another one who is more of a pain than he is evil. The\n mole can easily be spotted digging under ground. What the mole does is \ndig until he gets right under you then grabs your legs, shakes you, and \nrattles the presents from you… then he makes off with the presents. So\n beware or else you are liable to lose any and\/or all the presents you \nhave in your possession of the mole comes knocking on your door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tornado<\/strong> – Perhaps the biggest annoyance of all. The tornado will \nappear and try to capture you within its funnel… then it picks you up,\n leaving you trapped within, spinning out of control… then the tornado\n moves about the map, whether on the land, over the water, and even off \nthe edge… then the tornado will randomly stop, dropping you where ever\n it is at… and the worse usually is, it drops you right off the ledge,\n making you fall to the next level down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hula Girls<\/strong> – Another annoyance. The Hula Girls are pretty much \nharmless other than the fact that if you get too close you begin \ndancing, and can’t move for a bit. This could be bad if something not so\n friendly is following you around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sharks<\/strong> – They’re not in every level, but the higher you go up, \nthe greater the chance they’re going to be around. However, there isn’t \ntoo much to worry about. Typically if there is a shark in the water and \nyou dive in, you hear the eerie “shark music” that lets you know you \ncould be in a world of trouble if you land in their “jaws.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dentist<\/strong> – This guy is evil. No doubt about it. Right down to the \ncore. This freaky, long legged man in a white trench will chase you \naround with that cursed needle. If he hits you, he stops to let out this\n completely insane laugh!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Nerd Pack<\/strong> – This band of geeks travels in a herd (the Nerd \nHerd). They get excited over anything (new pocket protectors, and stuff \nlike that) and will run you over if you’re in the way, so it’s best to \nstay clear of these freaks!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Lawnmower Man<\/strong> – He’s bad… and looking at his attitude you \ncan tell! He will push his lawnmower right over you and keep doing it if\n you don’t get out of the way. He isn’t entirely too fast so you can \noutrun him…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bogeyman<\/strong> – This guy is stealthy! He will walk around invisible \n(or almost invisible) and try to sneak up on you and try to scare you. \nEverytime he scares you, he scares the the life out of you (literally)! \nSo watch out for this guy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Devils<\/strong> – Despite their wicked smile, these guys aren’t your \nfriends. They want nothing more than to shove their pitchforks right \ninto your rear end. They bounce from foot to foot and chase you around, \nand are perhaps the slowest of the monsters!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hamster in Ball<\/strong> – This giant hamster in the play ball is \nannoying… but extremely slow. The rolling ball covers a good chunk of \narea, but thankfully the hamster moves entirely too slow to be too much \nof a threat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bees<\/strong> – What makes these critters such a pain is – they can fly. \nLand, water, the other things you could normally use to ditch something \nchasing you doesn’t apply to these bees. So be careful!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Flocks of Geese<\/strong> – These army geese are completely loaded with a \ncannon that fires tomatos. These guys have a pretty good distance attack\n so be wary!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shopping Woman<\/strong> – Watch out for her and her crying kid. The kid \nwon’t stop crying so she is pretty upset, and has no problem running you\n over. She only stops if the kid stops crying.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ice Cream Truck<\/strong> – This mysterious vehile will suddenly appear out\n of nowhere. You usually hear a honking horn, then the ice cream truck \nsuddenly appears trying to run anything and everything over!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Man Naked In A Box<\/strong> – Here’s that annoying guy that has a pretty \nbad habit of chasing you around, and knocking you off where you’re \nstanding! Get away from this freak as soon as you can! He’s nothing but \ntrouble!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fat Lady With Poodles<\/strong> – Well, stay clear of her! She’s got an \narmy of poodles! But deadly poodles! What? You don’t believe me! Trust \nme, I wouldn’t lie here! She sicks them on you, and if they bite, they \nhave a nastey bite!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Little Innocent Girl<\/strong> – Innocent?! Hardly! If you get in this little girl’s way, get ready to find a not so cool boot to your rump!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Little Innocent Boy<\/strong> – Innocent again?!? Not hardly! He’s the one \nthat thinks he’s being funny by yelling, “Hey Catch!” Then throwing a \ntomato at you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fairy<\/strong> – Aren’t these supposed to be nice little critters?! Well \nhardly! These little fairies fly around and drop fairy dust on your head\n causing you to go into laughing hysterics!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jack Hammer<\/strong> – Jack Hammer is his name, and that’s his game! He \nruns around with a Jack Hammer causing the ground – and you – to shake, \nmaking it hard to move!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tourists<\/strong> – Who needs’em? Well they’re everywhere! And they are \nloaded with cameras that have an extremely bright flash on them! Be \ncareful because they can cause you to be stunned by the flashing \nblindness!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ducks<\/strong> – It’s time for war and these Ducks mean business! Equipped\n with helms and cannons, these ducks mean to take you down before being \ncaptured or beaten! Be careful! In TJ&E2, these baddies fly around \ntrying to take you down!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Cow Ghost<\/strong> – Don’t know what happened to this cow in the \nprevious life, but if he gets inside of you – well, he will force you to\n think you’re… well, a Cow!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Boy in a Balloon<\/strong> – This is the kid that floats around in his \nprecious little balloon spitting spit wads at you! (Must be related to \nthat annoying kid who throws tomatos! Where’s the respect in the youth \nthese days?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cheerleaders<\/strong> – Watch out for them! The only cheer they have is “Rah! Rah! Rah! Kick’em in the shin!”
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